Presumably, when you told your friends the exciting news about your soon-to-be home, they immediately made some connection to that iconic royal couple, Kate and Wills. This constant, majestic allusion paints St Andrews in a particularly romantic light, and while wind-swept beaches and its humungous decrepit cathedral uphold this ambience, you will soon come to discover that the St Andrews romance scene is far hazier than the foggy, cobblestoned streets. You will also inevitably face the...

Blistering heat and zero rainfall have reminded everyone how vile an enemy climate change is to today’s summer. Yet, I raise to you a new, maybe even more vile challenger: LinkedIn. Filled to the brim with excited graduates announcing their first-class degrees and eager interns expressing their immense gratitude for an upcoming opportunity, the site is a parade of prideful productivity. As a tumbleweed crossed my profile, I felt I had no option but to acquire my residence card to Loserville....

Who else has such unrestricted power over your mouth? Like many people who write, I feel compelled to explore recent experiences through my work. Think of me like Carrie Bradshaw, only with significantly fewer cigarettes, less body tea, and no Mr Big harassing me. In that vein, I have been having tooth pain and have to go to the dentist to resolve this crisis of the mouth. Ah, the drama of being responsible for my personal crop of enamel is everlasting. In booking my upcoming appointment, my...