As a fourth year, I’m in the twilight months of my Sunday League career in St Andrews. It’s a scary thing to step out of the limelight — some ex-pros turn to booze, others to gambling, anything to feel the rush one last time.

Donald Trump’s blossoming friendship with FIFA president Gianni Infantino is turning international football into a Key & Peele skit. Whether he’s inviting the Argentina squad to the Oval Office, taking his own winner’s medal at the Club World Cup, or accepting the sycophantic ‘FIFA Peace Prize,’ Trump is making this year’s tournament all about himself.

As deadlines roll in, following your favourite football team becomes increasingly difficult. For fourth-year football fanatic James Dunne, however, there is always a way. Last week, The Saint sat down with the Fulham fan to find out more about how and why he does what he does.